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[personal profile] trickierthanthou
You know, there's a reason [Dad wiped the dinosaurs out and created you guys out of mud] those creatures were wiped off the face of the planet back home. And I don't remember saving a few--even in one of my pocket dimensions--so you fuck-ups really shouldn't be allowed to mess with time. Or genetics. Either way. You're going to hurt yourselves. Again.

[He gives up on that pointless speech and just shakes his head.]

In other completely unrelated news--HEY REINDEER. What was your name, Lambchop? Rudolph is festive enough, let's go with that. Rudolph the hospital reindeer. Hey, say it with a lisp and it's almost kinda catchy...

I got a proposition for ya.

This chip thing has to go and I hear you're the go-to guy for getting it gone. I do have powers and in return for this little favor I can grant you one wish. Anything you want, buck-o. Name it and it's yours just as soon as you get this funky thing outta me.

So whadda ya say? We got a deal? And if I gotta wait a month I will but sheesh...

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Date: 2010-12-01 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com
Chopper. My name is Chopper. Being called a type of food just makes things worse.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com
[Oh geez, you certainly know how to push his interest buttons. Thankfully he's already aware of Yuuko's "price" for wishes, so as stupidly excited and gullible as he can be about this offer, he's still a tiny bit wary.]

...what happens after I get my wish? If I even want anything.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
Everyone wants something.

Nothing happens. I grant you a wish and that's that.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com
W-Well, I guess so, but...

[Thinking about sweets and beams and pirate ships and cotton candy and sweets and robots and cotton candy and home--]

I-I'm a doctor though, so I'm not just going to say yes that easily, e-even if you're thinking of giving me a wish! A-And, I don't really need it anyway! I've got to make sure nothing happens that we can't be prepared for, so you need to tell me what you can do without your chip.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
[He laughs.] I can do anything, kiddo. You want provisions for the winter? I can do that. You want better medical supplies? I can do that. You want a baby fire-breathing dragon with two heads that lays golden eggs? I can do that too.

I can do anything I want with the universe. It's my playground.

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Date: 2010-12-01 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thiefcat.livejournal.com
[Just. Watches for a second before sighing heavily.]

The reindeer's name is Chopper. [Mutters] I should start making him charge people for taking their chips out.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
Chopper. All right, sheesh. I got it.

He's getting something. [If Gabriel has to read his mind just to find something the reindeer wants without all the stuttering. Because he doesn't like owing debts.]

Date: 2010-12-01 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thiefcat.livejournal.com
If I find out you're taking advantage of him, I'll make sure you regret it.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
[He starts to reply snarkily, thinks better of it, and then starts over.] Why would I want to take advantage of a reindeer? I just want my chip removed. And then I'll give him something return. Fair trade.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thiefcat.livejournal.com
You're not the first person that's asked about "the reindeer" over the network, don't think I know he hasn't gotten popular.

[...] If he asks for cotton candy, make him ask again.

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Date: 2010-12-02 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontcallmegol.livejournal.com
He is.

We've chatted about this already. And I just love how he's dodging around that. Seems suspicious.

Date: 2010-12-02 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
I'm not dodging anything, I said I'd wait!

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Date: 2010-12-01 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-eyed.livejournal.com
If you're talking to the scientists, I don't think they're going to listen to you. Or care.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
People in general. You're all the same.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
Beg all you want, it doesn't change the fact that all you mortals are basically the same: arrogant, self-righteous, and always seeking something for yourselves, whether it's power, money, or glory. Or all of the above.

Even the goodie-two-shoes do it for their benefit. It makes them feel good.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-eyed.livejournal.com
You assume all of us are mortals. And yes, they are like that. [ That's why he had no problem trying to KILL THEM ALLLLLLL ]

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Date: 2010-12-01 06:52 pm (UTC)
kongeriget: (yes!)
From: [personal profile] kongeriget
How many wishes do I get?

Date: 2010-12-01 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
[Almost snaps none. Stops, considers.] You can have a few for free. Plus all the booze you could ever possibly want.

Date: 2010-12-01 06:57 pm (UTC)
kongeriget: (lol paper)
From: [personal profile] kongeriget
Are ya the one making beer appear everywhere I look?

Date: 2010-12-01 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
Uh... at the moment? No.

But next time you're in, you could toss me one of those magically appearing bottles.

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You grant wishes?

Date: 2010-12-01 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
I can technically. It's not a profession or anything.

Date: 2010-12-01 10:22 pm (UTC)
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And here I was beginning to think you were going to tell me you are some kind of fairy or other such nonsense.

Date: 2010-12-01 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com
...I am not a faerie, but they do exist. And Djinn, too.

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