004 [] He's the prince of circumstance.

[trickierthanthou]

DEAR SANTA:

I want a pony for Christmas.

I want my chip taken out. Wouldn't that be a nice gift? Then I could give eeeeeeeveryone else something even better!

Aside from that, I want a ton of chocolate bars, gummy bears, sour straws, and other assorted candy. And I mean a ton literally.

I want a new mattress for my bed and flannel sheets. The good kind! It's damn cold in this place. Speaking of cold, some new clothes with lots of jackets included.

A jacuzzi.

A lamborghini.

No wait, an Ariel Atom. Hells yeah!

My own private jet.

I want a pendant for Castiel. [Insert drawing of this symbol here.] Pure silver works best.

A wooden stake for Dean. I'm sure he wishes it worked. ♥

Oh, and my dog! Damn thing is liable to bite someone's hand off without me around.

Think you can handle that, Santa? Come on. It ain't even that hard of a list.

-Loki

Comments

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Probably not going to get some of those things. On the other hand, maybe they'll give you a jet without any fuel. That seems like the kind of thing that would fit their sense of humor.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Ha! That would so ironic they've gotta do it now!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Or they'll find something even worse. They inflicted these decorations on us. I'm not putting anything past them now.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Hey, I kinda like the mistletoe! If this keeps up I might start to like these scientists fellows--they've got my style.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

If by style you mean a liking for decorations that should all be burned.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Typically I can be worse.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Great. Just what this dump of a city needs.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

I know, right?