004 [] He's the prince of circumstance.

[trickierthanthou]

DEAR SANTA:

I want a pony for Christmas.

I want my chip taken out. Wouldn't that be a nice gift? Then I could give eeeeeeeveryone else something even better!

Aside from that, I want a ton of chocolate bars, gummy bears, sour straws, and other assorted candy. And I mean a ton literally.

I want a new mattress for my bed and flannel sheets. The good kind! It's damn cold in this place. Speaking of cold, some new clothes with lots of jackets included.

A jacuzzi.

A lamborghini.

No wait, an Ariel Atom. Hells yeah!

My own private jet.

I want a pendant for Castiel. [Insert drawing of this symbol here.] Pure silver works best.

A wooden stake for Dean. I'm sure he wishes it worked. ♥

Oh, and my dog! Damn thing is liable to bite someone's hand off without me around.

Think you can handle that, Santa? Come on. It ain't even that hard of a list.

-Loki

Comments

[kongeriget]

I have a couple extra blankets!

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Can I borrow 'em till Santa comes?

[kongeriget]

Sure! Nor keeps throwin' 'em off the bed anyway.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Hah. Thanks. I'm not used to this cold thing--never felt it before.

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

...honestly. That many sweets.

[ It's like he's Abel's evil twin or something like that. Good lord. ]

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

You got a problem with that?

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

You never learn, do you.

[princessofmoe.livejournal.com]

That's a nice list.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Ya think so? I thought so too!

Oh, oh! I should get Chopper something, too, shouldn't I?

[princessofmoe.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

...If you want to. I believe he would be happy if you simply wished him a happy birthday.

[lovespuffins.livejournal.com]

...An Ariel Atom?

I would be amazed if you get everything on the list.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

The fastest land vehicle in the world! It's made in England. It's awesome.

I could do it myself if I had my chip out.

[lovespuffins.livejournal.com]

Huh.

I imagine so, since you're Loki.

[...]

I'm surprised you don't have it out yet, actually. There are some people who are skilled in that field.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

I doubt they would be that generous.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Eh, I know.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

If I may ask, what do you expect from them?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Not one to think small, are you.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Nope!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Probably not going to get some of those things. On the other hand, maybe they'll give you a jet without any fuel. That seems like the kind of thing that would fit their sense of humor.

[brbmodernizing]

You quite enjoy sweets, it seems...

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[brbmodernizing]

I will be sure to keep that in mind...

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[bloodshedlament.livejournal.com]

That is one list.

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[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is just ONE list! >]

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[bloodshedlament.livejournal.com]

Having fun?