004 [] He's the prince of circumstance.

[trickierthanthou]

DEAR SANTA:

I want a pony for Christmas.

I want my chip taken out. Wouldn't that be a nice gift? Then I could give eeeeeeeveryone else something even better!

Aside from that, I want a ton of chocolate bars, gummy bears, sour straws, and other assorted candy. And I mean a ton literally.

I want a new mattress for my bed and flannel sheets. The good kind! It's damn cold in this place. Speaking of cold, some new clothes with lots of jackets included.

A jacuzzi.

A lamborghini.

No wait, an Ariel Atom. Hells yeah!

My own private jet.

I want a pendant for Castiel. [Insert drawing of this symbol here.] Pure silver works best.

A wooden stake for Dean. I'm sure he wishes it worked. ♥

Oh, and my dog! Damn thing is liable to bite someone's hand off without me around.

Think you can handle that, Santa? Come on. It ain't even that hard of a list.

-Loki

Comments

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Eh, I know.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

If I may ask, what do you expect from them?

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Frankly? A few pieces of candy, maybe some extra blankets and clothes if I'm lucky, and what I really want is the pendant.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

My, such low hopes for having asked so much. Was that your plan?

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

I like jokes, what can I say?

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should take things more seriously here.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Why? Where's the fun in that?

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

You are not here for your own amusement.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

I'm always anywhere for my own amusement.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Name of the game~.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Is survival no worry of yours?

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Not particularly.

Besides. Haven't had a joke yet that's ended badly for me.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you entirely ignore the possibility of it happening?

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

No, it just doesn't.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Such faith in that.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Confidence in my abilities.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Abilities that you may not have, or those that have not be affected by their chip?

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Just the way I roll. [He likes being vague.]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

That is hardly a proper answer.

[ and he does not like vagueness. ]

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

I think it makes perfect sense.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it does to yourself; however, further explanation may be required.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't think so.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

I see, then.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Do you really?