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the Trickster [Gabriel] ([personal profile] trickierthanthou) wrote2010-12-21 12:50 am

004 [] He's the prince of circumstance.

DEAR SANTA:

I want a pony for Christmas.

I want my chip taken out. Wouldn't that be a nice gift? Then I could give eeeeeeeveryone else something even better!

Aside from that, I want a ton of chocolate bars, gummy bears, sour straws, and other assorted candy. And I mean a ton literally.

I want a new mattress for my bed and flannel sheets. The good kind! It's damn cold in this place. Speaking of cold, some new clothes with lots of jackets included.

A jacuzzi.

A lamborghini.

No wait, an Ariel Atom. Hells yeah!

My own private jet.

I want a pendant for Castiel.
[Insert drawing of this symbol here.] Pure silver works best.

A wooden stake for Dean. I'm sure he wishes it worked. ♥

Oh, and my dog! Damn thing is liable to bite someone's hand off without me around.

Think you can handle that, Santa? Come on. It ain't even that hard of a list.

-Loki

[identity profile] lovespuffins.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
How did you manage to piss that jerk off?

[He thinks Loki might have already earned himself a few displeased contenders.]

Well, good luck.

[identity profile] trickiernthou.livejournal.com 2010-12-22 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know! He has something against gods, the arrogant bastard.

[Probably.]

Thanks.