004 [] He's the prince of circumstance.

[trickierthanthou]

DEAR SANTA:

I want a pony for Christmas.

I want my chip taken out. Wouldn't that be a nice gift? Then I could give eeeeeeeveryone else something even better!

Aside from that, I want a ton of chocolate bars, gummy bears, sour straws, and other assorted candy. And I mean a ton literally.

I want a new mattress for my bed and flannel sheets. The good kind! It's damn cold in this place. Speaking of cold, some new clothes with lots of jackets included.

A jacuzzi.

A lamborghini.

No wait, an Ariel Atom. Hells yeah!

My own private jet.

I want a pendant for Castiel. [Insert drawing of this symbol here.] Pure silver works best.

A wooden stake for Dean. I'm sure he wishes it worked. ♥

Oh, and my dog! Damn thing is liable to bite someone's hand off without me around.

Think you can handle that, Santa? Come on. It ain't even that hard of a list.

-Loki

Comments

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Just the way I roll. [He likes being vague.]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

That is hardly a proper answer.

[ and he does not like vagueness. ]

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

I think it makes perfect sense.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it does to yourself; however, further explanation may be required.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't think so.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

I see, then.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Do you really?

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

It is not hard to see that you lack any sense.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Or do I just have too much more than you can comprehend?

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

I sincerely doubt that.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Always so full of doubt~.

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Hardly. However, certain situations ask it more than others.

[trickiernthou.livejournal.com]

Oh, humans are always doubtful of everything they don't understand. It comes quite naturally to you.